Gregory
December 4, 2008
So hey. We're here to honor Gregory, a great humanitarian and philanderer.
Philanthropist.
Whatever. Now I wouldn't say Greg was fat... but when I met him I thought it was a solar eclipse!
Aww c'mon! You can't tell I'm making a joke unless there's a drummer up here doin' rimjobs??
Rimshots.
Whatever!
Worst Eulogy Ever.