NFL
December 2, 2008
Baby: Hi there, I'm a baby. You don't know me, and you never will. Why is that? Because of BOWTIES!
Baby: You see, when Sally met Steve, he was wearing a bowtie, so he looked silly and unattractive.
Sally: HA HA!
Baby: Had Steve been wearing a sexy NECKTIE, it would be a different story!
Sally: Swoon.
Steve: Did you just SAY "swoon"? ... like... out loud?
Baby: And I would've been BORN!
Don't let this happen.
Don't wear bowties.
brought to you by Neckties For Love (TM)
(bow tie ties)