Mr. Phillips
November 24, 2008
Doctor: Hello, Mr. Phillips. The nurse said you're smelling double?
Mr. Phillips: Yea well, I got two nostrils, don't I?
Doctor: Hmm... yes.
Doctor: I see you're a rebellious cool guy.
Mr. Phillips: Yea well, my collar's popped, ain't it?
Doctor: Exactly.
Doctor: Tell me: how many bananas do you smell?
Mr. Phillips: Hmph.
(Mr. Phillips looks nervous)
Mr. Phillips: I NEVER LEARNED TO SMELL!!
Doctor: I know. I knew all along.
A rebel without a schnoz?