Brush Your Teeth
November 13, 2008
man: is it ok if i use your toothbrush? i think i left mine at the hotel.
woman: sure, i guess
*man starts brushing teeth when wife comes in*
wife: wait! which toothbrush is that
husband: what?
wife: was that one of the left or on the right?
husband: right
wife: that's the one for the floors!
*husbands spits out all the toothpaste all over the sink*