More Drunks
November 12, 2008
Drunk: Hey there you! The guy! I'm drunk but I want more drunks. Gimme a liter of drink.
Clerk: This isn't a bar, it's a pet shop.
Drunk: Okay. Gimme a liter of kittens then.
Clerk: We don't have liters of kittens, we have litters of kittens.
Drunk: Fine! Gimme three of those! Cantcha see I'm busy goin to the bathroom?
New Anchor: ...When he was found, his blood kitten concentration measured 1.5% ... The senator is expected to resign today.