Safety
November 10, 2008
Kid: Mom, I'm goin runnin with the guys.
Mom: Wait! It's getting dark out! Wear your reflective vest.
Kid: Mom! No! It's super dorky!
Mom: And a helmet.
Kid: Mom! A helmet?! For running?!
Mom: SAFETY!
* Newspaper headline reading SOME DORK HIT BY CAR (LOOK HOW STUPID HE LOOKS) *