Hey Blue Eyes
November 7, 2008
man: i've just noticed that you have blue eyes
woman: aww! do you like them?
man: i don't think i can date you anymore
woman: what!?
man: your blue eyes are blue like the sea
woman: so?
man: blue like the sea that killed my father
woman: oh
man: i also really hate the cookie monster
man: not for being blue though. i just hated how demanding he was
woman: i'm going home