Ugh.
November 4, 2008
Kid (smelling like teen spirit): Dad! I got lots of pimples on mah face!
Dad: Ugh. Hold on a second. Yer gonna make your dad vomit.
Kid: Everyone is gonna make fun of all my pimples.
Dad: Hey how bout we stop using that word before I puke? Let's call 'em... "pixels". Your face is covered in pixels.
Kid (at school): My face is HD.