MTG Baby
September 5, 2008
man 1: i wish i knew how to cook
man 1: that way, i could impress my ladyfriends with my delicious food
man 1: all i can do now is impress them with my black magic the gathering deck
man 2: if i was a girl, i would be impressed
man 2: that deck is amazing
*later*
doctor: congratulations, it's a boy! what's his name going to be?
husband: dark ritual
doctor: how did you meet again?
wife: at a magic tournament. i just fell in love with his black deck!