Hi kids! Let's make a new music genre!
First, start with an arbitrary word, like "sneaker", "goat", or "moustache". That's your new genre's name!
Then, apply any of the following prefixes and suffixes to see the inevitable pretentious subgenres!
(Balloons reading, "nu-", "-core", "prog-", "-pop", "post-", "synth-", "alt-", "ambient-", "indie-", "goth-", "-hop (if rhymes with 'hip')").
Don't forget to declare it all passe next week!
These alt-sneakercore bands are getting pretty tired.