Adulthood Bear
April 4, 2008
Bear: one aged scotch, please Man: y'know, sometimes i really hate you, adulthood bear. Bear: that's an awfully uncivil thing to say to me Man: i resent that you even exist Bear: i only exist because you think of me as existing Man: yeah, well... Bear: besides, you're kinda stuck with me, now that you murdered childhood bear. Man: i was sick of him never wanting to go to the bar