Pinecones
June 3, 2016
Is something wrong, Jeffrey?
I'm trying to remember what types of pinecones are okay for me to swallow.
Well, just remember the rhyme!
If it's fat and brown, don't swallow it down.
If it's green and smooth, don't swallow it, dude.
If it's jagged and rough, don't swallow that stuff.
If it's small and yellow, don't swallow it, fellow.
Oh right, none of them.