Celery
February 26, 2015
Wait! Don't eat that celery!
Why?
Celery is a negative calorie food. Every stalk you eat robs the universe of energy.
Yeah right! I will eat 1 billion energy!
Nooooo!
One billion celery later...
Well, great, you've prevented the inevitable heat death of the universe in a gazillion years.
Isn't that good?
It would be...
But you caused the cold death of the universe now.
Guest toon by our pal Sanjay from Cowbirds in Love!
Part of the Guest Toons series.