Eventually
December 18, 2013
hmmm. i haven't been to the dentist in.... four years
*thinking*
yeah, i'm just gonna keep this streak going for a little while longer
*eventually*
guy: give it to me straight. how long do i have?
dentist: huh? what? no, you just have one cavity!
dentist: ...how long has it been since your last dentist appointment?
guy: seven years
dentist: whoa. impressive!
*dentist and patient fist bump*