Girls
November 11, 2013
girl problem, guy problem equivalent
girl: i'm having a bad hair day
guy: aw shoot. i didn't notice the stain on my shirt this morning
girl: does this lipstick match my coloring?
guy: does this retro shirt match my personality?
girl: my period is starting and i'm not prepared!
guy: uh, cutting yourself shaving?
girl: a baby is coming out of me!
guy: uhhhhhhhh, ...baldness?
girl: menopause!
guy: jeez, all that stuff sounds horrible. yeah, i got nothin'