His Back
October 30, 2013
guy: ow! my back!
guy: it's happening! ow ow ow! i'm getting old!
guy: stranger! please! massage me!
stranger: uhh
guy: massage my back! i don't have much time!
stranger: uhhhhhh
guy: DO IT! AH!
stranger: uhhh
guy: too late
*guy is dead*
stranger: ...what?