Someone's Leftovers
September 18, 2013
roommate: um, john. where are my leftovers?
john (to self, currently eating leftovers): be careful what you say, john. don't implicate yourself
john: i'm eating them!
roommate: JOHN!
john: i mean! you're eating them
*roommate has arms folded in front of john as he eats the food*
john (to self): good save
Part of the John! series.