Slab
September 16, 2013
girl: what a great date! thank you for dinner
guy: you're welcome
*pulls out wallet*
*wallet has no money in it*
*looks at sign*
*SLAB*
*cash only! no cards!*
*guy and girl sit silently at the table for a moment*
*guy reaches into pocket*
guy (holding knife): i must murder my way out of this restaurant