John was at work
August 14, 2013
*john is at his desk typing*
john: hmm, yeah
john: i quit. i don't want to do this anymore
john's beard: i've been thinking the same thing, man
beard: wait, how are you going to make money?
john: i have a great invention that will make millions
beard: john, for the last time, the auto dish-washing machine has already been invented. it's called a dishwasher
*john pauses*
john: i'll come up with something else
Part of the John! series.