guy: oh no. that person behind the counter is that guy from high school i hoped to never see again
guy: just gonna buy this.
hs guy: ok
guy: i'm lots of years out of high school now. i can handle this
hs guy: that's $21.75
*guy gets money from pocket*
guy (handing money over): uh... here.
hs guy: ok
guy: this person bullied me through all of high school. and now, he seems to be a total mess of a person
*guy has a big smile*
guy: oh shoot, schadenfreude! i don't wanna be like that! ...uh, yeah, and i kinda feel bad for this guy
*hs guy silently hands over merchandise*
guy: heh, not really
