Hurt
February 13, 2013
guy: someone! help my friend
friend (on ground): ow
guy: he hurt his butt real bad!
butt doctor: excuse me, are you in need of a butt doctor?
guy: yes
doctor: excellent
doctor: where is the pain?
friend: my butt
friend: ow. and my lower back
doctor: oh boy, i'm not qualified for this. i'm a butts-only doctor. not butts and other stuff
distant voice: ow! my butt! and ONLY my butt!
doctor: excuse me. i am needed.