guy: i need to create time to play more video games... i have no time anymore
guy (on phone): yes, hello girlfriend. your name is not longer important. we are broken up starting now
guy: i need to play games. bye
guy: alright, getting there
guy: hi, government. yeah. i just hit matt guysmith with a car and he's totally been made dead!
guy: yup, cancel everything about him. thanks. bye.
guy: almost! now i just gotta get home and it's game time!
*at home*
guy (playing games): ah yes, the life
guy: this is it
