How To: Turkey
November 22, 2012
How To Prepare a Thanksgiving Turkey.
1. Catch it (Mike the chicken sleeping zzz)
2. Pluck it
3. Brine it
4. Cook it
5. Serve it (This isn't turkey.)
6. (this must be one of our old rotten pumpkins) Insult it.
7. Be creative with the leftovers (awwwwww maannnnnn)
Part of the Mike series.