Late
November 21, 2012
friend: are we gonna make it in time, dude?
guy: yes!
guy: the movie is in 20 minutes, we are 15 minutes away and this meal will take 10 minutes to eat
friend: i don't think your math results in numbers that allow us to be on time
guy: did you account for this time shake i ordered?
friend: huh?
guy: it's a delicious milkshake that, when consumed, results in time travel!
friend: i've never heard of this
guy: let me demonstrate!
*soon*
*guy is laid out on the table*
FOOD COMA-ED
