Fast
September 17, 2012
man 1: fast-looking car, dude
man 2: yeah man, just got it
man 2: it's actually just a rocket with wheels
man 1: do the wheels actually do anything?
man 2: probably not
man 2: yeah, i don't wanna use it. because people aren't supposed to straddle rockets
man 1: what's the 0 to 60?
man 2: 0.3 seconds. it's flesh-rippingly fast
man 2: as described by the manual
man 1: awesome! let's go for a ride!
man 2: i dunno. i like flesh on my bones