*Man sitting at computer* Man: What the...? Who??? Old man: Is this you? If so, you may be suffering from Facebook marriage shock, or FMS Symptoms of FMS include confusion, anxiety, and mainly an inability to recognize old female friends whose names have changed Man at computer: Gina who? But before you click that "remove from friends" button, just look for a nearby photo album titled "the wedding!!" and everything should become clear. For a more permanent solution, consider switching to... *myspace.com - a place for you maybe* ...whose crappy, clunky interface lends itself to the type of dim user who will never find love
