The Teacher
August 27, 2012
teacher: alright class so! belly buttons!
teacher: we all have them. they are...
teacher: yes billy?
billy: i don't have that thing
teacher: well! i was about to say that having one is a tiny side-effect of being part of the human race. of course due to how babies develop in the womb
teacher: so yes! billy, please stand up. we all wanna stare at that crazy thing for a bit
*billy is standing without a shirt on*
teacher: one at a time, class