Massage
August 15, 2012
guy: hey stranger! ever had a massage?
stranger: i don't like where this line of questioning may be heading
guy: let me massage you right now!
the massaged: ok, go for it
the massaged: oh wow, this feels great!
the massaged: very nice
the massaged: oh boy, i think that man just stole my organs
the massaged: massaged them organs right out of me. man, i feel great