yellow: and jim, this my other best friend, jim!
yellow: haha, if one of you guys disappeared, it'd be ok since i'd still have a best friend named jim
yellow: anyway, bye
*the two jims stare at each other*
jim 1: it's without debate that i'm the bestest jim-friend
jim 2: you don't know him like i do!
jim 1: his frist girlfriend's name
jim 2: francine
jim 1: city he was born in
jim 2: trick question, he was born on a plan
jim 1: favorite street corner in New York City
jim 2: 53rd and 6th
jim 1: i don't like you
jim 2: i have similar but greater negative feelings toward you
*other room*
yellow: my money's on jim one
other person: which one is jim one?
yellow: i have no idea
yellow: just enjoy the show
