Hey man! You're on our TURF!
You think cuz you got a mohawk that you're a punk like me?
Yeeaahhh maaaaaannnnn.
If you're so tough, how 'bout you jump that guy?
(punks hide behind the bushes).
(Guy trips on mike the chicken)
Ow slightly!
Gasp!
This guy's nuts! Let's scram!
Mike has evil red eye