The Rules
May 2, 2012 beard (as john massages him): john!  you're embarrassing me!  stop massaging me!
john: oh!  i'm sorry!
beard: apologize to this man too!
john: sorry man!
beard: just give me a little space when i'm not on your face
john: i love rhymes!
beard: john!  focus!
john: ok.  i won't massage you when you're on other people's faces
beard: good 
beard: now enjoy yourself!  you don't need a beard to have fun!
*soon*
john: lemme tell you all about my invention
john: arms!
onlooker: everyone has arms, john
john: yes, thanks to me
onlooker: john seems to be not as smart today
bearded otherman: i'm never gonna get rid of my beard now, that's for sure
i think john gets how this whole thing is gonna work now
beard (as john massages him): john!  you're embarrassing me!  stop massaging me!
john: oh!  i'm sorry!
beard: apologize to this man too!
john: sorry man!
beard: just give me a little space when i'm not on your face
john: i love rhymes!
beard: john!  focus!
john: ok.  i won't massage you when you're on other people's faces
beard: good 
beard: now enjoy yourself!  you don't need a beard to have fun!
*soon*
john: lemme tell you all about my invention
john: arms!
onlooker: everyone has arms, john
john: yes, thanks to me
onlooker: john seems to be not as smart today
bearded otherman: i'm never gonna get rid of my beard now, that's for sure
i think john gets how this whole thing is gonna work now
Part of the John! series.












