Mingling John
April 30, 2012
coworker: whoa john! where's the beard?
john: it's taking some time off. don't worry, i'll still have him during the day on workdays.
coworker: john, beards don't work like that. i'm pretty sure you just shaved it off
john: no! you don't understand!
john (pointing to a man with a beard): see! he's right over there!
coworker: john..
john (touching man's beard): hey beard! beard tickles! haha!
coworker (while john continues to touch man's beard): john! step away from that man and his beard!
Part of the John! series.