Tipping Etiquette
April 11, 2012
man: how much should i tip?
man: service was terrible, but i did receive my chosen menu items... eventually
man: hmm... 10% tip? seems to low
man: oh yeah, the server stabbed my friend. you ok?
friend (with knife in back): ow ow ow
man: $1 tip. feels too rude to give nothing at all
man (with knife in front): ouch. server just stabbed me as well
man: yeah, $1. i just can't make myself write 0.00