Tight Clothes
March 14, 2012
guy: these new clothes are way too tight. my body is compressed under them
guy: they seem to be accenting the worst parts of me, which is any part of my entire body
guy: as long as my internal discomfort doesn't express itself externally, i should be ok at the party
*soon*
*guy is standing and people are looking at him*
guy (thinking to himself): they sense it. this is awkward. oh. no
guy (as his clothes explode off of him): my clothes!
guy: this just got much worse
too tight, man. too tight.
