Woof
March 7, 2012
*woof!*
girl: oh no! a puppy is in danger!
*woof! woof!*
girl: two puppies in danger?! oh no!
girl (running): adrenaline pumping. puppy-saving mode activated!
*soon*
girl: puppies! where? must save! then pet
guy: sounds like my personal mating calls got your attention
girl: "puppies in danger" is how you attract women?
guy: yes?
girl (hand into guy's chest): AAAAAAAAHH!
girl (holding guy's heart): AAAAAAH!
guy: ok. i deserved that