Wizard Spells
February 1, 2012
wizard: don't tell anyone, but i'm actually a modern day wizard
other guy: heh, ok. so where is your wand?
wizard: i'll show you, but i'll have to cast a spell!
other guy: sure thing
wizard: and with a quick thrust... i cast
wizard (stabbing a man): murder!
wizard (holding knife): unfortunately, that's the only spell i can cast right now with this wand
*other guy looks terrified*