Necklace!
January 4, 2012
woman: i got a new necklace!
man (doing something): ok. that's nice
woman: please look at it
man: ok sure whatever. whoa...
man: is that a bacon necklace?!
woman: yup
man: soooo when can i eat that?
woman: what?!
woman: i love this necklace. and it's not even edible!
*man stares at necklace*
man: i'm gonna eat that necklace. you have no idea how much i'm gonna try and eat that when you're not looking
inspired by this tweet from Chris!