Lucky
January 2, 2012
man: i feel pretty lucky today!
man: something great is gonna happen today! i just know it
*later*
man: ooh, a money on the ground
man: a great start!
*man stands happily*
*bang*
man: ow. that was a bullet
man: a lucky bullet! feels pretty lucky
*man falls to the ground*
*later*
doctor: you're alive! you sure were lucky that bullet missed all your important organs!
man: i knew it would be my lucky day!
stay positive!