guy (on treadmill): great workout so far! feeling all kinds of great!
guy: oh shoot, i didn't notice that cute girl on that treadmill. can she see how slow i'm running?!
guy: no matter. gonna step it up!
*pressed button*
guy: holy crap, this is fast!
guy: this is "tom cruise running in a movie" speed. i can only do "casual jog with a tiny dog" speed at best!
guy: just do it! it's for the girls! urrrrg
girl: that guy up there is running very fast!
girl: the only quality i look for in a guy is exactly that
