John is working hard
December 8, 2011
boss: john! how is that project coming along?
john (at desk): very well. should be done well before the deadline
boss: great job as always, john
john: thanks!
*john watches the boss leave*
john: alright, he's gone. what do you want to discuss?
john's beard: you're taking credit for things that i'm responsible for! i don't like it!
john (touching beard): beard! don't talk like that!
john: i shampoo you every day. i just want you to be happy when you're on my face!
john: beard massages? do you want more beard massages? what will it take?!
*john is massaging his beard while two coworkers behind him watch*
john: like this? like this?!
coworker 1: john is super weird with that beard of his
*both coworkers stand in silence*
coworker 2: i want a beard...
coworker 1: ditto
Part of the John! series.
