man: well, i have a bag of cheese, a microwave, some other stuff and a lot of hunger
man: time to make the best meal i am capable of, college style!
*soon*
man (looking at food he made): what the heck is this?
man (eyes closed): i'll just bring it close to my mouth for a bite...
man: nope, can't do it. i've changed my mind.
man: i'm ordering pizza. everyday. forever.
once in college, i combined a cheese quesadilla with a can of chef boyardee beef ravioli and instantly regretted it. for some reason, every bite cause me to gag. so yes, don't do that.
