No One Around
November 29, 2011
man: no one is around. perfect time to pass this gas
man: alright. been holding that such a long time
girl: hi tim! good to see you! let me get all close to you for a hug!
tim: hey!
tim (thinking): she's gonna smell the farts! i only have one option...
tim: get away from me! i just farted! big farts!
girl: uh...
tim: shoot. just thought of a second, much better thing to say...