man: jim! hey friend jim! it's been a while!
other man: huh?
man: oh shoot! i'm sorry!
man: i thought you were my old college roommate jim! my bad!
other man: don't worry about it! coincidentally my name is also jim!
jim: so let's start up some friendship right now!
man: heh, yeah. ok, ummm. i... uhh
jim: i'm sure you feel it too! all these strong friendship energies!
man: you are coming on so strong, dude. i gotta go
*man walks away*
jim: being confused for other people isn't a good gateway into friendship. i understand that now.
not jim: my name isn't even jim...
you're trying too hard! you'll find friends, not-jim!
