Closing the deal?
September 23, 2011
interviewer: you don't have much relevant work experience on your resumé, john
interviewer: ha! there's a cow on a diving board on the back! hilarious!
interviewer: i feel pretty good about you
interviewer: i'd like to offer you the position of software engineer! you can start monday!
john: thank you! i'll take the job!
interviewer: let me introduce you to the team
employer: hey team! this is john. he will be starting here next week
employee 1: didn't you pull down my pants once?
employee 2: yeah... i think i've had a similar experience with you involving my pants
john: heh, yeah... well, i have a beard now!
*employee 1 and 2 are lifting john above their heads*
employee 1: welcome to the team!
employee 2: yay! john!
*john is starting to tear up up as his name is being chanted*
employee 2: john! john! john! john!
john! john! john! you did it!
Part of the John! series.
