Getting It Done
September 21, 2011
john: this beard is incredible. i feel like i can accomplish anything
*later*
john (bursting through the door): i'm here. let's talk about giving me that job
employer: sir! i'm in the middle of an interview! just wait outsi-
employer: hold on. there's something about you
employer (gesturing to lower face): something right in this area of your face is giving me good feelings
employer: you! get out of here! i want to talk to that man over there
employer (shaking hands with john): great to meet you! what's your name?
john: my friends call me john. you may call me that as well.
employer: if you interview as well as you shake hands, the job is all yours
john (thinking to himself): how the heck is this all going so perfectly?!
Part of the John! series.
