It's Time
September 19, 2011
john: i can't do anything right... i always manage to mess things up
john: alright, that's it. time to summon a beard
john: beard gods! bring the beard to me! place one right on my lower face parts!
*elsewhere*
bearded man: i'm getting sick of this beard. i'll shave it off tonight
bearded man (beard rips off of his face): whoa! ow!
john (watching beard): here it comes!
john (kneeling, speaking to jumping beard): here boy! up! up!
*beard jumps onto john's face*
john (touching beard): alright
john (looking determined): time to get a job
john is determined
Part of the John! series.
