Space Hunger
September 15, 2011
astronaut: i'm so hungry up here in space
astronaut: just like the saying goes
astronaut: "in space, no one can deliver you food"
astronaut: oh yeah! in my pocket there is...
astronaut: space pizza! pizza designed for space eating! my greatest invention!
*astronaut tries to eat pizza but it hits his helmet*
astronaut: space pizza NO! why must you taunt me?
astronaut: wait. i'll just take off this stupid food-protection helmet. no one will notice.
astronaut (with helmet off in space): ha! pizza ti-
astronaut: ow. nope. worst space idea ever.
don't worry, he'll be fine