That guy at the gym
September 2, 2011
guy: ha! look at that guy over there lifting those tiny weights
guy: barely lifting anything compared to what i can lift! ha!
*in the background, another man is struggling with some weights*
guy: i have so many developed muscles!
guy: ha, yeah! i'm the coolest guy ever!
*soon*
guy: whoops, i don't have any real friends because i'm a jerk. at least i have my muscles
*the muscles jump off of the man's arms*
guy: not even my muscles want to be friends with me. i deserve this