Chips!
August 29, 2011
man: these chips are so delicious and great!
man (eating chips): yum!
man: whoops! didn't mean to eat them all! oh well!
*man is smiling*
man (concerned): oh no. they are fighting back
man: oh. no.
man: poop is being made at an alarming rate
man: i have two minutes
man (in backseat of car): guys... guys... pull this car over right now
man: or else
driver: dude, we are in the middle of nowhere. is something wr-
man (grabbing steering wheel): ah! AH! oh my god, just do it! RIGHT NOW!