man (laying in bed): i feel so sick
man: urg, i'll call in sick today
man (suddenly opens eyes): wait a minute. last thursday of the month. it's hawaiian shirt ice cream social team fortress 2 happy party fun day at the office!
man: i feel
man (leaping out of bed): amazing!
man (breaking through window): let's get to work!
man (falling out of window in building): let's do this
man (looking confused): hmmm. i'm not flying...
*man is about to hit the sidewalk*
man: well, this is gonna be embarrassing
"wow! that looked embarrassing!" -bystander
